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Old Mar 11th 2010, 02:25 PM
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I found this website with a lot of funny pickup lines you can use approaching women in bars. http://www.randompickupline.com. Have fun!
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Old Mar 11th 2010, 07:04 PM
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I found this website with a lot of funny pickup lines you can use approaching women in bars. http://www.randompickupline.com. Have fun!
Wow! I can't wait! Shoot yourself, scum!
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Old Mar 11th 2010, 07:37 PM
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Baby I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you walk away.

I gave the dude my number: 867- 5309

...he called it and then told me my number was disconnected.
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Old Mar 11th 2010, 08:35 PM
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For a much more fun "random" site...

http://www.walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

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Old Mar 11th 2010, 10:23 PM
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For a much more fun "random" site...

http://www.walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

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He was so drunk, he was literally
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...yeah, my mind is in the gutter

Thanks for posting that
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Old Mar 14th 2010, 05:24 AM
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"Hi. You'll do."

That's a pick-up line? The only reasonable response to that one would be, "Okay. That's $50 upfront and I don't kiss."
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Old Mar 14th 2010, 09:38 AM
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Rumor has it that there are some guys out there that fire off one of these type pickup lines at every single female they meet. Supposedly it works 1 time in 100, so if you keep at it, the technique will bring occasional success!

(and the type of guys who do this ain't going to get anything any other way except renting it, so it is a viable strategy)
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Old Mar 14th 2010, 10:31 AM
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Rumor has it that there are some guys out there that fire off one of these type pickup lines at every single female they meet. Supposedly it works 1 time in 100, so if you keep at it, the technique will bring occasional success!

(and the type of guys who do this ain't going to get anything any other way except renting it, so it is a viable strategy)
Times have changed. It used to be one out of ten. Must be the STD thing.
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Old Mar 14th 2010, 02:51 PM
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Rumor has it that there are some guys out there that fire off one of these type pickup lines at every single female they meet. Supposedly it works 1 time in 100, so if you keep at it, the technique will bring occasional success!

(and the type of guys who do this ain't going to get anything any other way except renting it, so it is a viable strategy)
There is a forum dedicated to "the game." Speakeasy at USPO came across it one time. It's hilarious, and tragic. I'll see if I can find it.
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