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Michael
Oct 28th 2009, 02:03 PM
Heads I win, tails you lose

Why Wall Street needs a new social contract

Here is the last three paragraphs...

Though it will not do much to help taxpayers, the much-discussed idea of Goldman and others donating some of their profits to charity would be a start. This would be in keeping with the fine philanthropic tradition of Goldman in particular, which most recently has been funding an impressive “10,000 Women” initiative to send female entrepreneurs in developing countries to business school. Yet to be viewed as a genuine effort to repay the charity investment banks have received, the gifts would need to be large: in the billions of dollars, not the tens of millions.

Shareholders would be wise to support such donations, if management proposes them. Shareholders can also play a constructive role in changing the mood by doing a better job of requiring management to ensure that bonuses are better designed, ideally mostly in the form of restricted stock that does not vest for several years.

As part of establishing the new “social compact” that Larry Summers, Barack Obama’s chief economic adviser, says is urgently needed, Wall Street firms should also stop lobbying against the proposed Consumer Protection Agency, and instead support efforts to ensure it works. As Mr Summers mildly put it, given the help Wall Street firms have received from the taxpayer, some of their behaviour lately has been “a bit rich”.

Source (http://www.economist.com/businessfinance/displaystory.cfm?story_id=14686298#at)

You'd think the Onion might have written this. :ummm:

Note to The Economist: Wall Street's business model is extremely profitable and due to that fact, it is quite unlikely to change. Getting hundreds of billions in taxpayer subsidies is quite likely to make Wall Street much more profitable than ever before. Bankers will never give up their million dollar paychecks no matter what. Even if they drive their companies bankrupt in the process.

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Let me be the first to say it here - The Economist ain't what it used to be. The deterioration in quality over the last two years or so has been horrific. One might think this particular article was written by some kid fresh out of school.

wphelan
Oct 28th 2009, 03:23 PM
Here is the last three paragraphs...



Source (http://www.economist.com/businessfinance/displaystory.cfm?story_id=14686298#at)

You'd think the Onion might have written this. :ummm:

Note to The Economist: Wall Street's business model is extremely profitable and due to that fact, it is quite unlikely to change. Getting hundreds of billions in taxpayer subsidies is quite likely to make Wall Street much more profitable than ever before. Bankers will never give up their million dollar paychecks no matter what. Even if they drive their companies bankrupt in the process.

* * *

Let me be the first to say it here - The Economist ain't what it used to be. The deterioration in quality over the last two years or so has been horrific. One might think this particular article was written by some kid fresh out of school.

Unfortunately, I have to agree with your assessment. I think I mentioned it before, but I've been very disappointed with The Economist since around the fall of 2007. Its coverage of the financial situation we are in has been far below the expectations I hold for that newspaper.

partofme
Nov 3rd 2009, 09:50 PM
I've noticed that The Economist is great when new but after reading it religiously for a few years now I can almost predict what they have said on a particular subject before reading the article. I still think it's a great source for international coverage.

Americano
Nov 5th 2009, 10:56 PM
The Wall Street Journal was at one time a reputable newspaper reporting on economics and finance, virtually an oracle for decades. Before the net, I started my day with The Journal. The writers knew their jobs.

Times change. I have more interest in Asia than Europe and rely on Asia Times Online more than any other online source for accurate economic reporting. Europe's boring. Like the US, the UK is still in denial.