Two Nouns & An Adjective

[Baron Von Esslingen]

The object of this game is to make the most ridiculous sentence with the two nouns and an adjective that the previous poster left for you.

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For example: goat, guitar, yellow

The yellow guitar was eaten by the goat.
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No vulgarity and no personal comments, if you please.

butter, shoe, awful

[Greendruid]

After removing my foot from the wet shoe I had been wearing all day it left a kind of foot-butter that smelled awful.

hanger, potato, brilliant

[Baron Von Esslingen]

Shielding my eyes from the brilliant sunshine, I thrust the pointed end of the hanger through the potato.

mask, salt, dark

[Michael]

It was a dark and salty night when the phantom removed his mask.

pumpkin, battleship & purple.

[drgoodtrips]

At the stroke of midnight, my beautiful purple battleship turned back into a pumpkin.

cup, machete, disgusting

[Lily]

With the machete wiped clean and returned to its sheath, she raised the steaming cup of coffee to her lips and surveyed the disgusting scene before her.

big block engine, marigolds, creamy

[Lily]

It was a dark and salty night when the phantom removed his mask.




"It was a dark and salty night...?"

:rofl:

[Michael]

"It was a dark and salty night...?"

:rofl:
Yes, that one made me giggle when I thought of it so I just had to use it! :D

[Michael]

Lovely little Alice was smelling the marigolds when she replied that she liked her tea "creamy" in response to the querry from the Mad Hatter, who was revving the big-block-engine in his classic 70's muscle car as he waited patiently for Alice's thoughtful reply.

castle, computer, crazy

[Greendruid]

In the dark, cold dungeons of his ancient, abandoned castle, the crazy, mad scientist constructed a horrible chimera from scavenged human body parts.

lilt, spear, caustic

[Zarquon]

The midget leader, bemused and belligerent, drove a spear through the sardonic giant's thigh, causing him to cease writing caustic op-eds and walk with a lilting gait.

surgeon, dandy, haughty

[Greendruid]

We both lost the last two posts Zarquon. I totally forgot to include that the mad scientist was using a computer for this purpose. You turned lilt into an adjective, and a gerund at that!

Nonetheless, let's try this again.

After work, the surgeon accused the male nurse of being a dandy because of his lisp, to which he gave a haughty and definite, "No way, thithter!"

sponge, tiller, sweet

[Lily]

sponge, tiller, sweet


One thick, weathered hand on the tiller, he steered his boat eastward toward the docks, thinking of the price of sponge and his sweet Eleni.

BMW, donkey, thunderous

[Zarquon]

The nihilist ran over a donkey with his BMW, to thunderous applause, at the National Nothing-Really-Matters-So-Go-Crazy Day function.
Comrade, Profit, Abysmal

[Michael]

Comrade Zarquon was fired from his position on the Central Committee after reports of abysmal profits in the Soviet Currency Trading department were revealed! :lol:

shoes, moon, robust

[Lily]

His shoes were fur-lined, the stew robust, and the moon hung over the canal like a ripe gouda.

paperweight, sloop, beveled

[Zarquon]

Jeremiah had just beveled the wooden paperweight, when the tsunami struck and carried his sloop, along with him, ashore.

execrable, prestidigitation, dog

[Michael]

Jeremiah had just beveled the wooden paperweight, when the tsunami struck and carried his sloop, along with him, ashore.
You've used "beveled" as a verb here. The game requires that it be used as an adjective! ;)

[Zarquon]

Jeremiah's beveled paperweight and he, were knocked over, when a ferocious wave struck his sloop.
execrable, prestidigitation, dog

[Greendruid]

In a failed act of prestidigitation, the magician hastily gathered each half of the dog and swiftly exited the stage of the crowded nightclub to execrable cries and bellows from the audience.

toast, mirror, ravashing

[Michael]

The ravishing beauty admired herself in the mirror while she announced that her marriage was toast.

gasoline, dildo, boring :D

[Greendruid]

The masochist found that the new dildo model, powered by gasoline instead of butane, was boring in comparison due to its slower engine and messier to refill. (That ought to produce some entertaining visuals for folks this morning!)

parrot, guitar, scintillating

[Zarquon]

The parrot's incessant cacophony caused the junkie to smash his scintillating guitar on its head.

Republic, Sex, Solemn

[Zarquon]

The president of the French Republic took a solemn pledge to have sex with at least 1 woman who was not his wife, in a bid to connect with the average Jean.

Masochistic, Cricket, Neighbour

[Michael]

Whether it is nobler in the mind, to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous neighbors, or to be masochistic, perchance to play cricket? :lol:

Witch, bitch & twitchy (that should be fun!)

[Zarquon]

The day after the Halloween party, Christine's coworkers asked her why she had been acting like a bitch all night, to which she replied that she wasn't being impolite at all, but was irritated by her twitchy witch costume, which caused her to act that way.

Juanita, virtue, glamorous

[Lily]

Alas, glamorous Jaunita, virtue may have saved you from the gallows.

Beets, timid, railroad

[dilettante]

The beets, the most politically timid of the Amaranthaceae family, shocked the Congress of Vegetables by attempting to railroad through legislation which openly infringed on the right of turnips to peaceably assemble.

woodchuck, beefeater, antinomian.

[Non Sequitur]

the poor beefeater was accused by the church of falling into antinomian heresy and making the woodchuck an idol.

bishop, pancake, perfect.

[Michael]

On Shrove Tuesday, the Bishop stuffed himself with a feast of perfect pancakes!

houndog, spaceship & surreal

[Zarquon]

Self-styled Post-everything maestro Henri Clouseau's latest collection entitled the "Perception of the Animal form after two glasses of wine" opened to great confusion at the Tate Modern today, with patrons split over whether the houndog in Houndog was in fact a "Drakic" spaceship culled from the popular childrens' comic-book series.
Class, Savant, Artsy

[Michael]

I think Michael Jackson was artsy, but more like an idiot savant with no class.

Pluto, pine tree and patriotic!

[Zarquon]

In an effort to appear more patriotic and appease Pluto, the governor pushed a clampdown on all non-temple pine tree growers.
Ostentatious, Volvo, Social Worker

[Michael]

That ostentatious social worker drives a Volvo!

Limburger cheese, pacific ocean & befuddled. :D

[Non Sequitur]

That ostentatious social worker drives a Volvo!

Limburger cheese, pacific ocean & befuddled. :D

The Oceanographer was extremely befuddled when he found 519 pounds of Limburger cheese in the Pacific Ocean.

teacher, Gondola, prophetic.

[Zarquon]

The arts teacher, having had a prophetic vision of a Gondola revival, resigned from his job at the college to pursue training as a Gondolier.
Risorgimento, Tepid, Chinese

[Margot]

"Risorgimento," said the Chinese diplomat as she sipped and slurped some tepid tea, "destroyed the integrity of the city-state for good."

uxorious, entropy, expat

[Baron Von Esslingen]

The uxorious expat absolutely hated the entropy of the current American dating scene.

gallows, napalm, chummy

[Zarquon]

Back in 'Nam, Sgt. Louisberger had preferred going A.W.O.L (and possibly facing the gallows) over using napalm on innocent Vietnamese as it violated his moral principles; besides, he had gotten chummy with the locals during his term as an adviser.

Oklahoma, Anthropologist, Vindicated

[Baron Von Esslingen]

The Oklahoma anthropologist was vindicated when Congress set aside the Indian burial grounds aside as a national treasure.

pumpkin, lotion, green

[Margot]

The Oklahoma anthropologist was vindicated when Congress set aside the Indian burial grounds aside as a national treasure.

pumpkin, lotion, green

Oh, Pumpkin, she cried as she wiped her eye (getting a little lotion in it, which only made her cry harder), soon there will be green grass over your tiny grave.


Laborer, Hip, crooked

[JHC]

Oh, Pumpkin, she cried as she wiped her eye (getting a little lotion in it, which only made her cry harder), soon there will be green grass over your tiny grave.


Laborer, Hip, crooked

The damned crooked laborer with his little brown skin and his shiny black eye whipped a tomato from the sling on his hip and through it at the foreman before you could say "immigration!".
Dedicated to Donkey

Whisker, basket, flapping

[Baron Von Esslingen]

The old man stroked his whiskers, grabbed his basket, and went off down the road flapping his yap to no one in particularp

cactus, catnip, circular

[Evangeline]

The kitten ran around in a circular direction after being stuck by the cactus that grew next to her catnip.

snow paint dangerous

[Lily]

After the last snow had melted, up near the dangerous switchback on White Mountain Road, they found him, the can of yellow paint still in his hand.

coffee, cannon, superfluous

[JHC]

After the last snow had melted, up near the dangerous switchback on White Mountain Road, they found him, the can of yellow paint still in his hand.

coffee, cannon, superfluous

With the help of the new coffee cannon, the French Press was rendered superfluous.

hopscotch, mitre, holy

[Evangeline]

With the help of the new coffee cannon, the French Press was rendered superfluous.

hopscotch, mitre, holy

The holy high priest put a mitre on his head and grabbed a piece of chalk for the hopscotch game.

Band, memorial, depressed

[JHC]

The holy high priest put a mitre on his head and grabbed a piece of chalk for the hopscotch game.

Band, memorial, depressed

When the wedding singer and his band are the same that presided over your grand dad's memorial service, you get depressed.

Oh, and the new words are:

mortar, flax, spongy

[Margot]

When the wedding singer and his band are the same that presided over your grand dad's memorial service, you get depressed.

Oh, and the new words are:

mortar, flax, spongy

After the mortar went off all that was really left of her were some flax-colored bits of hair and a few spongy chunks.

(you raised a grotesque heathen)

Comment, abstraction, fancy

[JHC]

After the mortar went off all that was really left of her were some flax-colored bits of hair and a few spongy chunks.

(you raised a grotesque heathen)

Comment, abstraction, fancy

Come, my dear giggolo (said Mr. Rekker of the National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality), I create a fancy abstraction on the lines of Dorian Grey with no comments from my conservative friends back home.

peduncle, sleeve, forlorn

[Margot]

Come, my dear giggolo (said Mr. Rekker of the National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality), I create a fancy abstraction on the lines of Dorian Grey with no comments from my conservative friends back home.

peduncle, sleeve, forlorn

She plucked the sticky peduncle from her sleeve, noting the evolutionary genius of the design, and flicked the flower away before she became too forlorn.

Typhoid, dandy, unsuspecting

[JHC]

She held her breath as the unsuspecting dandy rounded the corner and shot him full on with her new Typhoid water gun.

fois gras, pleather, inclement

[Lily]

fois gras, pleather, inclement

Mrs. Parker-Eames, an inclement judge of propriety, hardly touched her fois gras, distracted by the feel of pleather beneath her ample backside.

Nightshade, basketball, elysian

[JHC]

Mrs. Parker-Eames, an inclement judge of propriety, hardly touched her fois gras, distracted by the feel of pleather beneath her ample backside.

Nightshade, basketball, elysian

Giggling wildly here. Thank you very much.:rofl:

[JHC]

The dare from his basketball team mates drifted away as the nightshade descended and elysian dreams filled his head.

lily, cowhand, sandy

[Margot]

The dare from his basketball team mates drifted away as the nightshade descended and elysian dreams filled his head.

lily, cowhand, sandy

Lily walked off the beach brushing out her sandy hair; it was time for a change, she realized: she would try her luck as a cowhand.

(I think I was trying to use every piece of punctuation known to the western world, and only in the loosest bounds of their function.)

Hallucination, breast, itchy

[JHC]

Lily walked off the beach brushing out her sandy hair; it was time for a change, she realized: she would try her luck as a cowhand.

(I think I was trying to use every piece of punctuation known to the western world, and only in the loosest bounds of their function.)

Hallucination, breast, itchy

He longed for what had once filled the empty bottle rolling on the floor to cure the hallucination of spiders erupting from his breast and making him claw the imaginary itchy spots.

penchant, barn, extrinsic

[JHC]

Oh my god, that last sentence was so bad. Run on much? Margot, it's a good thing you're the English major.

[Margot]

Oh my god, that last sentence was so bad. Run on much? Margot, it's a good thing you're the English major.

No I think you were a little heavy on the punctuation I think you should have left the period off

(,!.)

[Lily]

Giggling wildly here. Thank you very much.:rofl:

You're very welcome. :lol: This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtwaDbXK440) was my inspiration.

[Michael]

He had a penchant for painting the old barn pink and considered the farmer's rage to be extrinsic to his art.

turtles, pipe organ & incongruous

[Zarquon]

He had a penchant for painting the old barn pink and considered the farmer's rage to be extrinsic to his art.

turtles, pipe organ & incongruous
Zarquon found Michael's suggestion of using pipe organs and turtles in the same sentence to be incongruous with his aesthetic sense.

The Mandate of Heaven, Michael Ignatieff, Glorious.

[Michael]

Liberal leader Michael Ignatieff failed to achieve the Mandate of Heaven, suffering a glorious and epic defeat at the polls last week.

Obama, Osama and freaky. :D

[Zarquon]

I think its kind of freaky that news anchors keep conflating Obama and Osama, though research (http://www.theatlantic.com/life/archive/2011/05/why-we-mix-up-osama-and-obama-a-linguistic-reason/238433/) suggests its not due to politics.

Pulsar, Quark, Devout.