Let's Ban Everyone!

[Baron Von Esslingen]

At a lot of forums, folks disappear often without any kind of warning leaving their friends (or enemies) clueless as to what happened. They get banned for any number of infractions never to be seen again.

This game is designed for you to act like a moderator/administrator and ban people for whatever arbitrary reason you want. You may not be nasty about it or even serious. The more ridiculous the reason to ban someone the better. One catch: you can only ban the last person who posted.

I'll start.

Ban Michael for starting a forum that blinds me with green.

[wphelan]

At a lot of forums, folks disappear often without any kind of warning leaving their friends (or enemies) clueless as to what happened. They get banned for any number of infractions never to be seen again.

This game is designed for you to act like a moderator/administrator and ban people for whatever arbitrary reason you want. You may not be nasty about it or even serious. The more ridiculous the reason to ban someone the better. One catch: you can only ban the last person who posted.

I'll start.

Ban Michael for starting a forum that blinds me with green.

I'll ban you for knocking the green. I'm digging it.

[Baron Von Esslingen]

Ban wphelan for having an unpronounceable screen name.

[Michael]

Ban ECW for starting a new forum game without permission! :D

[Donkey]

I ban Michael for being Canadian.

[Baron Von Esslingen]

Ban Donkey for showing us his ass.

[aaronssongs]

Ban Donkey for showing us his ass.

Ban Baron for even trying to continue that feudal s*** (he's probably closer to a Viscount)

[Michael]

Ban Baron for even trying to continue that feudal s*** (he's probably closer to a Viscount)

Ban aaronssongs for not knowing that Viscounts outrank Barons!

[Dominick]

Ban aaronssongs for not knowing that Viscounts outrank Barons!
Ban Michael for knowing that Viscounts outrank Barons.

[aaronssongs]

Ban Michael for knowing that Viscounts outrank Barons.
Ban Dominick for coming to my rescue

[Multiplum]

All moderators and administrators are assholes and descendants of lower forms of life.
There, just got myself banned.

(I broke the rules of the game, too, by NOT acting like a moderator/adminstrator. Hah!)

[aaronssongs]

All moderators and administrators are assholes and descendants of lower forms of life.
There, just got myself banned.

(I broke the rules of the game, too, by NOT acting like a moderator/adminstrator. Hah!)
ban Multiplum for losing his mind, and thinking it is all about him.

[Michael]

All moderators and administrators are assholes and descendants of lower forms of life.
There, just got myself banned.

(I broke the rules of the game, too, by NOT acting like a moderator/adminstrator. Hah!)
Ban this idiot for not understanding the rules of a very simple game! :D

[Baron Von Esslingen]

Ban Michael for banning someone out of turn. Geez. Some people!

[Michael]

Ban Michael for banning someone out of turn. Geez. Some people!
Ban Baron for being a Texan!

[aaronssongs]

Ban Baron for being a Texan!


Ban me for being a Texan ( talk about a backwards state...beautiful, but backwards)

[dilettante]

Ban me for being a Texan ( talk about a backwards state...beautiful, but backwards)

Ban aaronssongs for over-generalizing about the enormous and diverse state of Texas.

[Dominick]

Ban aaronssongs for over-generalizing about the enormous and diverse state of Texas.
Ban dil for being so politically correct.

[Greendruid]

Ban dil for being so politically correct.

Ban dom for shortening peoples' names.

[Baron Von Esslingen]

Ban dom for shortening peoples' names.

Ban Greendruid for his Dick Cheney inspired avatar

[Evangeline]

Ban Greendruid for his Dick Cheney inspired avatar

Ban Baron for mentioning Cheney, a man who needs to go away and STFU. He and Osama Bin Laden. Why are they still talking?

[Baron Von Esslingen]

Ban Evangeline for not being around so I can ban her more often.

[Michael]

Ban Baron for having a capital "V" in von.

[Greendruid]

Ban Michael for bolding his "title".

[Donkey]

Ban Greendruid for being a pagan infidel!

[Michael]

Ban Donkey for being a mangy mongrel mascot! :lol:

[dilettante]

Ban Donkey for being a mangy mongrel mascot! :lol:

Ban Michael for his amusing application of alliteration.

[The Drunk Guy]

Ban Michael for his amusing application of alliteration.
Ban dilettante for having such a snooty avatar.

[Greendruid]

Ban dilettante for having such a snooty avatar.

Ban The Drunk Guy for having such a snouty avatar.

[Daktoria]

Ban Druid for not keeping tabs on Europe's fascists (http://www.discussionworldforum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=9974#post9974) AND for hatin on Romans (http://www.discussionworldforum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=10098#post10098)!

[Donkey]

Ban Druid for not keeping tabs on Europe's fascists (http://www.discussionworldforum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=9974#post9974) AND for hatin on Romans (http://www.discussionworldforum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=10098#post10098)!
You're banned because I'm drunk.

[dilettante]

You're banned because I'm drunk.

You're banned because I'm not.

[Michael]

You're banned because I'm not.
Ban dilettante for complaining about not being drunk at 10:22am (EST of course). :erm:

[The Drunk Girl]

Ban dilettante for complaining about not being drunk at 10:22am (EST of course). :erm:

Ban Michael for specifying the time zone

[Dominick]

Ban Michael for specifying the time zone
Ban The Drunk Girl for being deemed unbannable by the nicer posters.

[The Drunk Guy]

Ban The Drunk Girl for being deemed unbannable by the nicer posters.
Ban Dominick for being an asshole.

[Lance]

How about banning all of you guys for being some stupid dumb shit goddamn mother fuckers!!!

[Dominick]

How about banning all of you guys for being some stupid dumb shit goddamn mother fuckers!!!
Ban Lance for being the most valued poster on DWF.

Or maybe not.

[Donkey]

Ban Lance for being the most valued poster on DWF.

Or maybe not.
Ban Dominick for understatement.

[Michael]

Ban Dominick for understatement.
Ban Donkey for stating the obvious.

[Daktoria]

ban donkey for stating the obvious.

Banned for claiming torture is evil and winning the torture debate! Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

[dilettante]

Banned for claiming torture is evil and winning the torture debate! Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

Banned for using up all the exclamation points, forcing the rest of use inverted lower-case i's.

[Daktoria]

Banned for using up all the exclamation points, forcing the rest of use inverted lower-case i's.

Banned for not using "1" instead of "i".

[Michael]

Banned for not using "1" instead of "i".
Banned for serial pedanticism!

[Dominick]

Banned for serial pedanticism!
Banned for getting pedantry all wrong.

[Michael]

Banned for getting pedantry all wrong.

Banned for the presumption of pedantry! :D

[Daktoria]

Banned for the presumption of pedantry! :D

Banned for reminding me of the bloodlines and husbandry technologies in AoE2 and making me want to remember the rest of the upgrades for cavalry archers! :pullhair:

[Lily]

As the newest member, I'm banning myself under the premise "last in, first gone."

[Michael]

As the newest member, I'm banning myself under the premise "last in, first gone."

Ban the newbie for not playing by the rules of the game! :D

[Lily]

Ha! I'm banning Michael because he was the last person who posted. So there. Pffft. :D

[Evangeline]

Ban Lily for making me post this site in your goodbye thread at the other site (http://www.politicalforum.com/forum-help-feedback-etc/82176-goodbye-thank-you.html) and causing one of the wacky righties to check this site out with a quick glance, this thread catching his eye, and then posting that this doesn't seem like a very civil site.

LOL!!!!!

Welcome Lily!

[Michael]

Ban Evangeline for being a lefty! :commie:

[Leprechaun]

Ban Michael for not having left the website despite having been banned several times already.

[Dominick]

Ban Michael for not having left the website despite having been banned several times already.
Ban Leprechaun for not understanding that Michael cunningly delegated secondary banning powers to the only person that wouldn't ban on principle.

[dilettante]

Ban Leprechaun for not understanding that Michael cunningly delegated secondary banning powers to the only person that wouldn't ban on principle.

Ban Dominick...because the groovy Nazi made me.
:nazi:

[Lily]

Ban dilettante for using the excuse, "the Nazi made me do it."

[Leprechaun]

Ban dilettante for using the excuse, "the Nazi made me do it."

Ban Lily for not believing dilettante about the groovy Nazis.

[The Drunk Guy]

Ban Lily for not believing dilettante about the groovy Nazis.
Ban Leprechaun for using "Lily," "groovy," and "Nazi" all in the same sentence.

[dilettante]

Ban Leprechaun for using "Lily," "groovy," and "Nazi" all in the same sentence.

Ban The Drunk Guy for using Leprechaun and Nazi in the same sentence, and thus conjuring up an image of the ultimate horror: the Nazi Leprechaun!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0NhYEqw2Ahw/RfvSEvddgbI/AAAAAAAAAMM/78Xf4FWdmJM/s400/little+people.jpg

[Greendruid]

Ban The Drunk Guy for using Leprechaun and Nazi in the same sentence, and thus conjuring up an image of the ultimate horror: the Nazi Leprechaun!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0NhYEqw2Ahw/RfvSEvddgbI/AAAAAAAAAMM/78Xf4FWdmJM/s400/little+people.jpg

Ban Dilettante for making me say out loud, "What ... the ... fuck!"

[Daktoria]

Ban Dilettante for making me say out loud, "What ... the ... fuck!"


Ban Druid for not knowing about the Libertarian National Socialist Green Party (http://www.nazi.org/). :D

[Michael]

Ban Druid for not knowing about the Libertarian National Socialist Green Party (http://www.nazi.org/). :D

Ban Daktoria for always using hyperlinks in his posts!

[Daktoria]

Ban the boss for not acknowledging citations as one of my biggest weaknesses. :-P

[Michael]

Ban the boss for not acknowledging citations as one of my biggest weaknesses. :-P

Ban Daktoria for having a weird citation fetish! :lol:

[Evangeline]

Ban Daktoria for having a weird citation fetish! :lol:

Ban Michael for having a dirty mind.

[The Drunk Girl]

Ban Michael for having a dirty mind.
Ban Evangeline for not being perverted

[Evangeline]

Ban Evangeline for not being perverted

Ban Drunk Girl for false accusations! LOL!

[Michael]

Ban Drunk Girl for false accusations! LOL!
Ban Evangeline for smilie fail. We have a course in remedial smilie application starting next week!

LOL should be :lol: or :rofl:

[Americano]

Ban Drunk Girl for false accusations! LOL!

You know The Drunk Guy will demand you list the perversions.

[dilettante]

You know The Drunk Guy will demand you list the perversions.

Ban Americano for not banning anyone in his post.

[Americano]

Ban Americano for not banning anyone in his post.

Ban dilettante for being the lowest form of life, a snitch.

[dilettante]

Ban dilettante for being the lowest form of life, a snitch.

Ban Americano for being unable to think of lifeforms lower than snitches.

[Americano]

Ban Americano for being unable to think of lifeforms lower than snitches.

Ban dilettante for imagining there are lower forms of life.

[dilettante]

Ban dilettante for imagining there are lower forms of life.

Ban Americano for being named after a boring sort of coffee.

[Evangeline]

Ban Americano for being named after a boring sort of coffee.

Ban dilettante for naming himself after a person who takes up an art, activity, or subject merely for amusement, esp. in a desultory or superficial way; dabbler.

[Lily]

Ban Evangeline for causing the song Louisiana 1927 to get stuck in my head every time I read her user name.

(Opting for a truncated ban only because I really like that song, especially the original Randy Newman version.)

[Americano]

Ban Americano for being named after a boring sort of coffee.

Twice ban dilettante for being unaware of the difference between a delightful cocktail and coffee.

[Leprechaun]

Twice ban dilettante for being unaware of the difference between a delightful cocktail and coffee.

Ban Americano for using one post to 'double ban' someone.

[Michael]

Ban Americano for using one post to 'double ban' someone.

Ban Leprechaun for being Irish. :D

[Evangeline]

Ban Evangeline for causing the song Louisiana 1927 to get stuck in my head every time I read her user name.

(Opting for a truncated ban only because I really like that song, especially the original Randy Newman version.)
Evangeline! It's a song Jerry sang with the Jerry Garcia Band.

Don't know where she's been, or where she's gone, she is the Queen of Make Believe, Evangeline.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk4ldcrfr1I

Ban Lily for not knowing that, and unban her if she clicks that link and listens to the song.

Twice ban dilettante for being unaware of the difference between a delightful cocktail and coffee.

Ban Americana for not banning Lily and banning out of order.

Ban Leprechaun for being Irish. :D

Ban Michael for not catching this terrible rule breaking.

[Michael]

I TRIPLE BAN Evangeline for her feeble attempt at a 'triple-ban with a half-twist'. :p

[Leprechaun]

I TRIPLE BAN Evangeline for her feeble attempt at a 'triple-ban with a half-twist'. :p

Ban Michael for not being Irish. :shrug:

[The Drunk Girl]

Ban Michael for not being Irish. :shrug:

Ban Leprechaun because I am at work and have nothing better to do

[Evangeline]

Ban Leprechaun because I am at work and have nothing better to do

Ban The Drunk Girl for not having the day before a national holiday off and for posting while at work!

[The Drunk Girl]

Ban The Drunk Girl for not having the day before a national holiday off and for posting while at work!
Ban Evangeline for having an addiction to multiple banning ;)

[Evangeline]

Ban Evangeline for having an addiction to multiple banning ;)

Ban Drunk Girl for making me face up to my addictions.

[Americano]

Ban Drunk Girl for making me face up to my addictions.

Ban Evangeline for making addiction excuses.

[Michael]

Ban Americano for not knowing what PBR was! :D

[Americano]

Ban Americano for not knowing what PBR was! :D

Ban Michael for knowing what it is.

[Evangeline]

Ban Michael for knowing what it is.

Ban Americano because I don't know what you guys are talking about.

[Baron Von Esslingen]

Ban Evangeline for admitting her cluelessness.

[Michael]

Ban Evangeline for admitting her cluelessness.

Ban Baron for picking on Evangeline for being clueless! :lol:

[dilettante]

Ban Baron for picking on Evangeline for being clueless! :lol:

Ban Michael for truncating Baron Von Esslingen's fine name.

[dilettante]

Ban Michael for truncating Baron Von Esslingen's fine name.

And ban me for disappearing from the forum for a week to go cruising in the Caribbean. :cool:

[Michael]

And ban me for disappearing from the forum for a week to go cruising in the Caribbean. :cool:
I concur! Ban dilettante for frollicking on a cruise ship without the permission of the forum!

[Americano]

I concur! Ban dilettante for frollicking on a cruise ship without the permission of the forum!

Ban dilettante for worshiping high humidity!

[Michael]

Ban dilettante for worshiping high humidity!

Ban Americano for banning out of order! (and not shooting Bambi!)

[Americano]

Ban everyone for not posting!

[dilettante]

Ban everyone for not posting!

Ban Americano for [insert witty reason here]!

[Lily]

Ban dilettante for being too lazy to come up with a witty reason to ban Americano.

[Donkey]

Ban Lily because I was up before 8:00!

[Michael]

Ban Lily because I was up before 8:00!

Ban Donkey for using an ego-driven self-referential reason for banning Lily!

[Baron Von Esslingen]

Ban Michael for complaining about banning reasons.

[Greendruid]

Ban Michael and Donkey for their positively premature pirate-speak polemic.

[Americano]

Ban Greendruid for making fun of grown children.

[Zarquon]

I ban Americano because he posted above me.

[Michael]

Arrrrr... I say make the noob with the weird username walk the plank!

Arrrrr... I'm pissed that I can't do multiple bans here because I think I banned some for doing that before! Arrrr I'm surrounded by scurvy dogs!!! :lol:

[Baron Von Esslingen]

Ban Michael for surrounding himself with scurvy dogs.

[Zarquon]

ban Baron for feudal username

[Baron Von Esslingen]

Ban Zarquon for having a Klingon swear word as as screen name.

[Zarquon]

Ban Zarquon for having a Klingon swear word as as screen name.
Ban Baron for not knowing about the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minor_characters_from_The_Hitchhiker%27s_G uide_to_the_Galaxy#Zarquon).

[Baron Von Esslingen]

Ban Zarquon for trying to convince me to read some pop culture fantasy to verify his claim. Not happening.
:D

[Michael]

Ban the Baron for not having read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!

[Baron Von Esslingen]

Ban Michael for acting like a college professor and handing out reading assignments for the forum n00bs.

[Zarquon]

Ban Baron cos I like how that sounds:P

[Zarquon]

ban Evangeline for Obama-Mania

[Michael]

Ban Zarquon for being a ban-nazi and posting consecutive bans! :D

And double-ban Zarquon for being a some 'hardcore frothing at the mouth rightwing' Obama-basher! :lol:

[Zarquon]

Ban Michael for over-use if this smilie-:shrug:
seems like you make an assertion and then back away from it or are confused, neither of which looks good.

[Michael]

Ban Zarquon for pretending to be some kind of Smilie-cop! :D

(though, I do agree, I've been using that smilie too much - though usually for the meaning of "oh well, what can you do?")

[Baron Von Esslingen]

Ban Michael for letting this thread die while I was sleeping...

[Michael]

Ban the Baron for being away from the forum for so long!

[Zarquon]

Ban Michael for his insufferable sophistry.

[Baron Von Esslingen]

Ban Zarquon for not keeping the game alive without my presence.

[TheStripey1]

Ban the Baron for not responding to my PM.
:rofl:

[Donkey]

Ban the Baron for not responding to my PM.
:rofl:

For scaring cats!

[TheStripey1]

For scaring cats!
who scares cats? lemme at him, I'll rip him to shreds...

[Donkey]

who scares cats? lemme at him, I'll rip him to shreds...

You! That's why I'm banning you. :)

[Michael]

Ban Zarquon for daring to insult his imperial majesty!

[Donkey]

Ban Zarquon for daring to insult his imperial majesty!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD... er I mean... ban him! Not for being a bad tyrant, just on principle. ;)

[Zarquon]

Ban Zarquon for daring to insult his imperial majesty!
Ban the usurper, mighty Zarquon still possesses the Mandate of Heaven!