Political anti-slogans

[Dominick]

Since politics has been reduced to slogans and soundbytes, maybe it's time to do the same with political discussion and critique of political systems.

Here goes:
Capitalism: the most efficient way to convert the value of your work into a Porsche for the boss' mistress or trophy wife.

Next! :D

[Americano]

Socialism - A process to keep the masses away from the mistress's Porsche.

[Michael]

Democracy - the worst political system in the world, except for all the rest! :D

(credit to Sir Winston for this one)

[Margot]

Communism: What's a Porche?

[Donkey]

Anarchy: flip that fucking Porsche over and light it on fire!

[Michael]

Okay... I can't resist...

Theocracy: Porsches for priests! :D

[Donkey]

Libertarian Redneckocracy: Drinkin' beer on mah back porsche.




;)

[Michael]

American democracy: Government of the people, by the people, for the banks.