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Jorio001
Mar 11th 2010, 01:25 PM
I found this website with a lot of funny pickup lines you can use approaching women in bars. http://www.randompickupline.com (http://www.randompickupline.com/). Have fun!
The Drunk Guy
Mar 11th 2010, 06:04 PM
I found this website with a lot of funny pickup lines you can use approaching women in bars. http://www.randompickupline.com (http://www.randompickupline.com/). Have fun!
Wow! I can't wait! Shoot yourself, scum! :wanker:
The Drunk Girl
Mar 11th 2010, 06:37 PM
Baby I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you walk away.

I gave the dude my number: 867- 5309

...he called it and then told me my number was disconnected.
Donkey
Mar 11th 2010, 07:35 PM
For a much more fun "random" site...

http://www.walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

:D
The Drunk Girl
Mar 11th 2010, 09:23 PM
For a much more fun "random" site...

http://www.walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

:D

He was so drunk, he was literally
pounding the soap.


...yeah, my mind is in the gutter :spank:

Thanks for posting that
Lily
Mar 14th 2010, 05:24 AM
"Hi. You'll do."

That's a pick-up line? The only reasonable response to that one would be, "Okay. That's $50 upfront and I don't kiss."
Michael
Mar 14th 2010, 09:38 AM
Rumor has it that there are some guys out there that fire off one of these type pickup lines at every single female they meet. Supposedly it works 1 time in 100, so if you keep at it, the technique will bring occasional success!

(and the type of guys who do this ain't going to get anything any other way except renting it, so it is a viable strategy)
Americano
Mar 14th 2010, 10:31 AM
Rumor has it that there are some guys out there that fire off one of these type pickup lines at every single female they meet. Supposedly it works 1 time in 100, so if you keep at it, the technique will bring occasional success!

(and the type of guys who do this ain't going to get anything any other way except renting it, so it is a viable strategy)

Times have changed. It used to be one out of ten. Must be the STD thing.
Donkey
Mar 14th 2010, 02:51 PM
Rumor has it that there are some guys out there that fire off one of these type pickup lines at every single female they meet. Supposedly it works 1 time in 100, so if you keep at it, the technique will bring occasional success!

(and the type of guys who do this ain't going to get anything any other way except renting it, so it is a viable strategy)
There is a forum dedicated to "the game." Speakeasy at USPO came across it one time. It's hilarious, and tragic. I'll see if I can find it.